"Another
one bites the dust"
Heard hundreds
of times to describe Tory candidates at elections
"On the
Inside"
The favourite of
FF8282 Archer J and Jonathan Aitken
"Heard it
on the Grapevine"
Always popular
when the leader fucks up again and rumours start
about the pillock being replaced
"(old) Bat
out of Hell"
Describes
Margaret Thatcher
"Vindaloo"
By special
request of Major Hypocrite
"Road to
Nowhere"
Describes their
election chances
"The Wanker
Song"
Could be used to describe any one of them, a
favourite of George Wanker Bush!
"The
Ballard of John and Edwina"
Especially for
Norma!
"Money for
Nothing"
What the crooks
get paid
"Honesty"
They don't know
the meaning of the word!