After very difficult negotiations we are able to bring you an interview with one of the poor bastards that met him.

Stirrer: What was it like meeting the leader of the opposition?

Sheep: I met Iain Duncan Smith, not the leader of the opposition.

Stirrer: Who did you think was leader of the opposition?

Sheep: Anybody but that thick boyo.

Stirrer: What did IDS say to you.

Sheep: I couldn't understand the prick.

Stirrer: But you understand me and I talk English.

Sheep: But he talks pure shit.

Stirrer: What did you think of his policies?

Sheep: They say that every time we bleat we fart, but I say that every time that pillock farts he shits out another Tory policy.

Stirrer: So you thought he was full of wind?

Sheep: No, I thought he was full of shit.

Stirrer: So what do you think of his party's chances of doing well in the Welsh Assembly elections?

Sheep: About as likely as the bald fucker growing a whole new head of hair.

Stirrer: So he stands the same chance here as in the rest of the country!

Sheep: I've eaten blades of grass with more charisma than he has.

Stirrer: Thank you for your time.

Sheep: No problem, at least you spoke English not shit.