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DEAR AUTO-RESPONDER . . .

When you e-mail the thick shit Bush you get back a message from his "Auto-Responder" telling you how much he values your e-mails etc.

So I decided to start correspondence with his Auto-Responder instead - after all there may be a brain there!

Dear Auto Responder,  

Please tell your idiot of a boss that the world's oil does not belong to America and that America should keep it's nose out of the rest of the world's business.  

Dear Auto Responder,  

I feel so, so, so sorry for you having a thick bastard like your president as your boss.

I hope you soon find yourself a job where your brain will come in useful.

Dear Auto Responder,  

Could you ask the President if he knows the words to "Hail to the Thief", because that is what the band plays when the thick bastard enters the room.

Dear Auto Responder,  

Since your boss couldn't be bothered to turn up for a whole year of his National Guard service, is it alright if the troops that he requires to invade Iraq to steal the oil turn up a year late?

Dear Auto Responder,  

Spitting Image used to have a section entitled "The President's Brain Is Missing" to insult Ronald Reagan. How do you and your work colleagues cope now that this is a reality.